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A long, long time ago...

in a town not so far from here...

a man had a dream...

A dream of a place to escape
from the drudgeries and
the negatives of everyday life...

A place where there are man rules
and the wife is silent unable to yell,

''HEY! PUT OUT THAT DAMN CIGAR!''

A place where the drinks are free...

the drinks are cold...

the drinks are unlimited...

A place where the movies are entertaining
they are in high quality video
and they are in better than stereo quality...

A place where the volume
knob goes to 11...

A place where there are no colors pink
no colors purple
and certainly no colors fuchsia...

... ... what the hell is fuchsia anyway??? ... ... ...

A place where there are no floral
patterns nor fine dining sets...

Well... this dream has come true....

The dream has been realized... ...

My name is Mark Hughes

and my place will forever
be known as ... ...

Mark's Man Cave

Please come in and enjoy MarksManCave.com.

Inside you will find out about the movie theater, tequila
& cigar bar, DVD collection,
and the creation of this human playground

Now would be the time to select
an area from the menu on the left
or you will be doomed
to reading this scroll
again...

and again...

and again...

and again...

choose something you fool...

NOW!

Why are you still reading this???

Select something from the menu!!!

man walks into a bar...

OUCH!!!

See... I have resorted to bad jokes

OK.. Last chance

Don't say I didn't warn you...

OK.. Here we go...

One more time fellas...

From the top!

a-one

and a-two

and a-one, two, three...